dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off

Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016

been a grip

Been a while, been a long time

It's been a grip since I seen you.

by Sativa Rhayne July 29, 2022

Mud Gripping

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.

Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!

by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

Death grip to deft tones

Jerking off or to a deaf girls moans

Idk my buddy was talking about goth girls and someone else mentioned emo bands. Said death grips and defttones. Goth and emo bands

Hey Brian did you go out with Lenddy last night?
Yea, not to brag but she let me death grip to deft tones

by Mainlookalike22 May 15, 2024

grip

could be a gun,a wuss,a football,stick literally, a guys chili, glue.

par grab the grip

by rerock4220 October 30, 2023

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022