by Zeromoralcompass April 29, 2021
When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
by Glen Jr December 27, 2022
To masturbate during a zoom meeting.
by bigb0ngz October 21, 2020
by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023
by badge June 24, 2004
by Emilyteeheee July 09, 2019
Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone
by Death Menace September 17, 2023