flat -brimmed cap

This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.

Dude, you are totally Santa Cruz with your flat -brimmed cap for an 8 year old.

by USucka July 6, 2016

Flat River Racers

The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.

Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?

Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !

by Frr-accountant December 27, 2019

Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel July 1, 2011

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Flat track bully

Port Adelaide AFL 2021 team

"Geez Trev, Port are flat track bully team this year, 160 against North Melbourne and lose to Geelong"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"

by StupidKiwi June 17, 2021