An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
by hot Ethel July 1, 2011
Get the Flat ASS Flashermug. A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
by ionix January 23, 2014
Get the mexican flat tiremug. This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.
by USucka July 6, 2016
Get the flat -brimmed capmug. used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!
by b rain t March 22, 2009
Get the flat lay downmug. A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.
Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them
by Hortler_the_great April 20, 2018
Get the flat lego bricksmug. The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
Get the Flat Texas Theorymug. "Geez Trev, Port are flat track bully team this year, 160 against North Melbourne and lose to Geelong"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"
"Yeah they are shit house bro"
by StupidKiwi June 17, 2021
Get the Flat track bullymug.