Finality

When Matko (the Quest “Scheduler”) guru works on a database script for months and he is about to run the final script, he might call it the “Finality Magic ™ “.

Last night I ran the Finality Magic script, and now half of our british customers cancelled their subscriptions. Most probably because I made a mistake in a script, since I am a so called “kkt premium ™ “.

by PetrikMan February 22, 2022

Final Fantasy 13

Aka the worst Final Fantasy game ever made. Featuring a weak, incomprehensible plot, hammy voice acting, cliche anime tropes and repetitive gameplay. Also paved the way for 2 completely worthless sequels of diminishing returns. The games were so terrible, it almost rendered the Final Fantasy series obsolete. Thankfully, 14 and 15 got things back on track although not immediately.

The discs of Final Fantasy 13 would make better coasters.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy 15

A generally underrated Final Fantasy game that was actually the most enjoyable one since Final Fantasy 9. It’s biggest shortcoming is the way they presented the story but with The Royal Edition it’s a pretty good experience with some pretty good DLC episodes. Definitely a Godsend after the disaster of the Lightning Trilogy.

Final Fantasy 15 beats anything 13 did and you know it.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy 10

An often overrated Final Fantasy title. An impressive game for it’s time, it didn’t age particularly well. It features a nonsensical, disjointed plot full of silly contrivances galore and it doesn’t really take off until about Lake Macalania. After that, it begins to get interesting and intense. It has too many villains, all of which aren’t particularly good and features some pretty horrendous English voice acting and localization that hurt the experience quite a bit. It’s better than 12 and 13 but is a decidedly average, low frills Final Fantasy overall and felt lacking compared to the PS1 games. It had a horrendous gimmicky sequel that undermined the poignant, emotional ending it had.

Final Fantasy 10 was average. A good beginners title but has nothing on 7-9.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy 8

An often underrated but worthy addition to the Final Fantasy series. It takes a couple play throughs to understand it’s genius.

Final Fantasy 8 is so underrated.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Final Fantasy the spirits within

A trainwreck that caused Squaresoft to nearly go bankrupt and forced them to become Square Enix.

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within is a shiny dumpster fire.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Resident Evil The Final Chapter

The worst movie in a movie series full of turds. The movie is poorly shot, boring and extremely pointless as it ends on a cliffhanger. Just a woeful movie in general and another disgrace to the Resident Evil franchise.

Resident Evil The Final Chapter was so, so bad.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022