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Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"
ethan is odd
ethan by sponge bob is thicc April 13, 2019
Ethan is the type of person you hate being around. Usually Ethan’s are homosexual and are very ugly. If you see an Ethan run the other direction quickly before he tries to rape you.
Hey watch out he’s an Ethan, I heard they are very gay and like to rape older men
Ethan by Littlejimmy778 February 11, 2018
The worst guy you will ever meet. He will first make you fall for him and you may date but he will never hang out with you and then get his ugly friend to dump you because he is a pussy and too scared to do it himself!He will go date his Ex and a few of your friends and you will feel like shit! THIS HAPPENED TO ME I HATE ETHANS!
My Ex named Ethan is a literal Dick
Ethan by NVrzs=5-kngh, February 16, 2018
Girl 1: Look over there he's pretty cute.
Girl 2: No he's not he looks like an Ethan.
Girl 1: I wasn't talking about the bald baby face i'm talking about the one with hair.
Ethan by Kermit_da_frog54 June 1, 2018
remember ethan?, yeah the one in 7th grade he’s a lil mf
ethan by itsbrittanybeach November 23, 2018
remember ethan?, yeah the one in 7th grade he’s a lil mf
ethan by itsbrittanybeach November 23, 2018