Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.
asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!
by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008
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epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.
bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole
by queefster69 August 08, 2008
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epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results
An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.
by Colton King May 02, 2008
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epic watertouch

he act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
It's like a worm crawling out from an apple, if the worm can hit the ground before exiting the apple it's called an Epic watertouch.
by Jordan quist September 18, 2013
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epic collapse

what the new york giants do against the phillidelphia eagles
the giants suffered an epic collapse in the 4th quarter againts the eagles giving up 28 unanswered points
by tikibobby December 19, 2010
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Epic Boomer

My Uncle Sam is an Epic Boomer, he uses urban dictionary.
by Parker boomer September 12, 2019
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Epic lose

To lose on a scale so impressive that the term lose itself feels defeated
Person A - man my day was horrible I was late to school/
work got there only to find that I forgot to get dressed. I walked home and was attacked by raccoons and then I was shot 3 time went to the hospital had a near death experience but I met satin instead of god left the hospital went home got a txt tht my girlfriend broke up with me through my friend and the. I went to watch tv but the power was out.

Person B: epic lose
by Holyheckyesmann December 31, 2011
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