what every guy should do. what some guys do in hopes of getting a blowjob. i don't know if that works i mean it doesn't work on me. BLOWJOBS SUCK!!! (PLease pardon the pun:)). eat out girls they like it and don't ask for blowjobs most girls don't like it.
eddie: can i eat you out
tina: sure.:)
20 mins later
eddie: you taste good.
tina: thanks
eddie: now go down on me.
tina: WHAT!!! i don't do that sort of thing.
eddie: YOU DON'T!!!
tina: EW! HELL NO!!!
eddie: oh, well can i eat you out again.
tina: i suppose
and they lived happyly ever after. the moral of this story is guys should go down on girls and girls should enjoy the ride. oh, and blowjobs suck(once again pardon the pun). eat out and you'll get laid.
tina: sure.:)
20 mins later
eddie: you taste good.
tina: thanks
eddie: now go down on me.
tina: WHAT!!! i don't do that sort of thing.
eddie: YOU DON'T!!!
tina: EW! HELL NO!!!
eddie: oh, well can i eat you out again.
tina: i suppose
and they lived happyly ever after. the moral of this story is guys should go down on girls and girls should enjoy the ride. oh, and blowjobs suck(once again pardon the pun). eat out and you'll get laid.
by caligirll_1101 November 23, 2006
Get the eat outmug. Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.
Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
by AlwaysWinning December 25, 2012
Get the Rage Eatmug. 1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)
2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content
2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content
by effin_ann August 1, 2008
Get the eat a biscuitmug. Eat me dowef
by paul/goodboy December 9, 2018
Get the Eat MEmug. Slang for giving head
by Notusingmyrealname_1000 June 9, 2009
Get the Eat brainmug. To admit that you were wrong and follow through on things you said you would do if you were wrong.
Made popular after politics professor Matthew Goodwin promised to eat his new book if Labour polled over 38% in the 2017 UK general election under Jeremy Corbyn.
On 27 May 2017 he tweeted: "I'm saying this out loud. I do not believe that Labour, under Jeremy Corbyn, will poll 38%. I will happily eat my new Brexit book if they do".
After the 2017 election, where Labour gained 40% of the vote under Corbyn, Matthew ate his book on live TV after a large amount of pressure on Twitter.
Made popular after politics professor Matthew Goodwin promised to eat his new book if Labour polled over 38% in the 2017 UK general election under Jeremy Corbyn.
On 27 May 2017 he tweeted: "I'm saying this out loud. I do not believe that Labour, under Jeremy Corbyn, will poll 38%. I will happily eat my new Brexit book if they do".
After the 2017 election, where Labour gained 40% of the vote under Corbyn, Matthew ate his book on live TV after a large amount of pressure on Twitter.
by A Bravo June 12, 2017
Get the eat the bookmug. Neopronouns used by people among the zoophile/ MAP/ (Minor Attracted Persons) Communities to recognise each other without having their accounts taken down. ( Pronounced "thir" and "et")
1.) "I use thr/eat pronouns"
"Me too, what's your type?"
2.) "thr has gone to the store, did you see eat?"
"Me too, what's your type?"
2.) "thr has gone to the store, did you see eat?"
by cockmaster94830 May 24, 2021
Get the thr/eatmug.