Crystal Kawichi

A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy

Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."

Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"

by C.O.K.3271 December 23, 2017

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 04, 2021

crystal with a K

a hooker that you pick up off the street

you are a crystal with a K i saw you suckin.

by RUWet.TTV January 18, 2019

Crystal dilly

A crystal dildo. Could be used depending on what type of crystal is it.

Person 1: Yo I just bought a crystal dilly! It's amethyst too!!
Person 2: What the fuck?

by vqmett February 24, 2023

Crystal She Mouse

A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.

Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath

Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.

by Cody5050 May 03, 2023

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019