crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.

Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!

by charlesisawesome August 29, 2007

coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.

Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."

by i-preferpi April 29, 2010

The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

by therumpler October 21, 2010

Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

by Bossalicious April 20, 2017

nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

Crap Mouth

When a person's breath smells like dog shit.

My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.

by Doobee1168 August 3, 2009