Crab People

It is assumed Crab people have lived underground or inside the queer eye for the straight guy men. That is incorrect. In fact the Crab People simply evolved to look, smell, and seem human, but they are not. Really, they are just any annoying person with something shoved their respective bungholes.

Did you hear Sarah Palin's response about death Panels? She must be a crab people

Greg is such a niggardly crab people

by Eskimo Rasta Salad Bro January 31, 2010

Crab Garden

Massive infestation of crabs on your pubes. Usually on loose jailbait or crack whores.

"Damn, China has a crab garden bigger than sea world!"

by Spike Savage November 14, 2007

Snow Crabs

Someone that has the Sexually Transmitted disease, Crabs, and has genital dandruff.

Guy 1: "Man she didn't have just crabs. She had Snow Crabs!"
Guy 2: "AW SHIT MAN. IS YOUR DICK ITCHY?"

by Taraisawesomest October 26, 2015

hold the crabs

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

by jay joe January 16, 2009

Crab Farmer

A synonym to the word male prostitute. A person who has sex frequently.

Ex) That crab farmer was all over you!

by Taylor Sasso January 1, 2009

Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

by M.eson July 25, 2011

Crab Dust

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.

Yo Susan, pass me the crab dust pot over please, I want to sprinkle some on my cornflakes!

by Skwisgaar84 December 7, 2018