chocolate cowboy

1. a black man who has mastered the art of cowboying.

2. a homosexual, typically a white one, who likes black red neck like men exclusively.

3. a black homosexual cowboy i.e. chocolate chocolate cowboy.

ex.1: Tajuante jr. is just as dark and cowboyish like his daddy. he really has grown up to be a real chocolate cowboy!

ex.2: did you see steven at the gay rodeo last night with that black dude? talk about a chocolate cowboy lover. he never gets sick of that chocolate stick!

ex.3: friend 1: oh my god! are those guys black cowboys? i didn't know cowboys came in that color? are they kissing?!? i didn't know cowboys could be THAT gay!!! i don't know if that's a chocolate chocolate cowboy connection or black on black crime

friend 2: do you know anything?

friend 1: i know those cowboys are finding each other chocolaty delicious!

chocolate cowboy by negro jones strikes again March 29, 2009

Diagonal Cowboy 

A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.

Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.

Diagonal Cowboy by Satans Dad July 26, 2019

job for a cowboy

An awsome metal band out of Glendale Arizona.They have played at many major concerts but remain fairly unknown.

My ass still hurts from when Job For A Cowboy played at the California Metal Fest.

job for a cowboy by J-Bix May 17, 2006

drugstore cowboy 

A non-authentic cowboy or cowgirl. A person who finds western wear cool for pickin up a person of the opposite sex

1. That drugstore cowboy came into the bar last night but couldn't talk the talk.

drugstore cowboy by The real thang April 9, 2006

emo cowboy 

emo boys/girls that wear kerchiefs around thier mouths and neck

haha look at the little emo cowboy's kerchief thinks hes so hardcore. Go Hijack a train Emo cowboy!

emo cowboy by bask8tcase September 26, 2006

dayvan cowboy 

'Dayvan' is a phonetic spelling of the the word divan, which is the name of a sofa-like piece of furniture, and seems to be commonly used in more rural settings.

'Dayvan cowboy' is just another clever way of describing someone who experiences excitement vicariously, rather than actually doing it themselves. Similar to 'armchair warrior', 'armchair quarterback', etc.

He's a real dayvan cowboy - all he does is watch tv, rather than going out and doing it himself.

dayvan cowboy by VenturaII March 30, 2011

going cowboy 

the practice of not wearing underwear under one's outer clothing. also referred to as "going commando."

I'm so behind on laundry that I am going cowboy today.

going cowboy by mem13 July 1, 2008