Cooper Cromer

A very fat kid who whines and cries about getting made fun of cause he is a soft, fragile puss

Yo that fat kid is such a Cooper Cromer

by ThatSmartGuy606 October 13, 2020

Cooper

Looper

Wow Cooper and Lucas, are Really cute, How about we call them Looper?

by Harry is so hot October 14, 2020

Cooper

Fat shit

James is a cooper... (James is a fat shit)

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Classic Cooper

Wanking with one hand, finger up the bum with the other

Had such a good Classic Cooper last night

by Ricky Martin1 September 29, 2012

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.

Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.

by John Wock May 21, 2023