Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

bukkake cookie

When the boys want have some fun, you get together and have a competition to see who can jizz on a cookie the fastest. The last one to finish has to eat the cookie now soaked in cum.

John lost in bukkake cookie last night

by Blikky99 May 20, 2018

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009

Pink cookie

A pussy that is the wettest,juiciest, and best ever

I ate that pink cookie for 3 hours last night.

by Cookielover571 May 24, 2018

deevil cookies

the personal strain of weed for Godemis of Ces Cru; much like Gorilla Glue

Me: wanna try somethin called Deevil Cookies

Friend: what's that

Me: its like Gorilla Glue but it's Deevil cCokies

by lemonsnot November 5, 2017

shookie cookie

A word for someone who gets gets shaken a lot but also is is soft like a cookie

Omg Ellie is such a shookie cookie

by Shookenchild January 16, 2017