Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese

by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021

cheese toes

Like fondue, cheese toes are often enjoyed by those with a foot fetish. Simply dunk your partner's toe in a cheese fountain and go to town! Cheddar, Gouda, Mozzarella, you name it.

*Highly suggest you wash the feet prior to consumption (but if you prefer otherwise that is your choice, as those with Blue Cheese toe fetishes tend to enjoy toe fungus with their cheese toes.)

I know I said only feet pics, but could I get some cheese toes tonight?

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021

Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009

Cheese Pizza

Child pornography. Yeah.

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."

by a funni meme February 3, 2015

dick cheese

A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time

baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya

by jmae8313 March 28, 2005

Fu'munda Cheese

1.) Sweat build up under the forskin of the penis.

2.) Dirty tainted sweat from under the ball sack.

" check for fu'munda cheese before you go down under please! "

by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer March 25, 2017

cheese and crackers

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009