Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.

Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...

by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. That's it.

Disclaimer: This term is not measurable by observable cues, however, it is possible to notice the possibility of a higher adultitude index.

Disclaimer 2: The creator of this definition was bored while making it.

Person:"I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I don't think it will go any further than this."

Other person: "Well, I have MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Other person proceeded to throw a tantrum, never to be seen again...

by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

Adultitude

The atitude of an adult. Contrary to popular belief, adultitude is not measured by the amount of physical possessions one owns, or by the ability to drink alcohol or buy firearms and get a job, rather it is possible to notice a higher index of it that is based on socially learned behaviour and observable cues (i.e. politeness, maturity, responsibility, etc.).

Disclaimer: The creator of this definition was very bored while making this, however, he is recovering from such an insufferable state of mind.

Person: "I have personally reached the point of adultitude. I believe my level of adultitude simply can't be surpassed."

Other pesron: "Well, I HAVE MORE ADULTITUDE THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!"

Person: "Oh yeah? Well, MY ADULTITUDE IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!"

Both people proceeded to throw a synchronized tantrum in unison that knows no end...

by TheMadDad April 24, 2024

Athulya

She is cute , little , talented, amazing ,innocent , good, loving , caring , generous, smart , kind , beautiful girl .she cannot be compared with anybody , she is above all , she is the best .

She is athulya , she cannot be compared .

by AYRA21 April 28, 2024

Athulya

She is sweetheart, he is tiny smart talented kind , beautiful human being

She is athulya, she is incomparable

by AYRA21 April 28, 2024

Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower

The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum

by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024

Adulting network

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡

“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

by Fishingtoastproceeds_2298 November 25, 2024