town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010

town rider

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town

damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us

by kenny dimes August 20, 2010

freaky town

A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."

Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.

by Benjimen January 11, 2009

town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.

Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.

by MaCRi December 20, 2007

BAR town

An term used to describe the town you were born and raised in.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.

I just got back to the bar town for my summer break!
I cant wait to see all of my bar town bros!

by bartownboy March 25, 2009

bing town

the act of getting high or being high - pending on what tense you use it in, or with

"Charlie took the bus to bing town."

"I just came back from bing town."

"Tony let's go to bing town."

by dan0h January 18, 2014

Hoopie Town

Sebring OH... where you're a hoopie lifer, an import hoopie, or a boomerang hoopie.

Hoopie Town has three major Hoopiefests: the Firemen's Festival, 4th of July in the park, and the Harvest Festival.

by Pappy425 July 9, 2014