Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men

That guy seriously got a Sydney sausage

by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023

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Inner Sydney High School

I escaped. I managed to escape. Finally. Okay, I don't have much time. I hacked onto a school computer and this was a website that I knew I could contact people with. Anyways, I have to tell you something.

Did you ever find it weird that a school made of 15 storeys is... a school? IT'S NOT. There are 2 underground levels used for manipulation on a mass scale. students are racked up and hypnotised into forced education, then after their session is complete, they forget all about it. We are force-fed an entire years worth of education in 2 hours, then we spend the rest of our time using that information in a practical and outdoors space, but still managing to hide from the public.

But, that sounds great?

IT DOES. But like communism, it sounds great, but in practice it's awful.

The kids have no idea this is happening, they think they're learning in a new and sophisticated way, but in reality, they have no idea what's going on, leading kids to go missing, insane, reach points of suicide and even points of homicide.

THIS MUST GET OUT, HELP ME ON MY MISSION. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT INFORM. HELP.

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"We don't have time. December 11th is when the whole thing goes down at Inner Sydney High School."

by TEAM16 August 1, 2023

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Sydney

Sydney is the second largest city in Australia(it was the biggest city until stupid Melbourne overtook us this year) and it is the most iconic city in Australia. It is also the true capital of Australia. It is situated on the east coast of Australia in the state of New South Wales(NSW) as described by captain Phillip who was part of the first fleet to australia described the harbour as beautiful and wrote: “here a Thousand Sail of the Line may ride in the most perfect Security”. Sydney was discovered by captain James cook in 1770 who claimed Australia for the British. After the USA declared independence Britain needed a new penal colony so they sent a fleet of 11 ships to Sydney cove(modern day circular quay a major transportation hub for ferries) in 1788. After some murder a couple of gold rushes here and there, etc. Sydney began housing free settlers. The first free settlers were convicts who served their sentence and refused to go back to England. In 1901 Australia became an official country but still under control of Britain. Due to rivalry between Sydney and Melbourne a planned city was constructed halfway between them which is now known as Canberra

Sydney has the most iconic sights in all of Australia, Melbourne has a dingy river

by Rational guy September 14, 2023

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