Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness
12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe
12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:
by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014
staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.
Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.
Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.
Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time
"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"
"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."
by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010
When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.
Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.
by Dim_Reaper June 08, 2021
wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.
"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
by tatsamie September 30, 2020
The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
by Idisch August 02, 2023
by Sauren Chaplin June 25, 2016