chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time

"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."

by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 03, 2018

JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 17, 2008

droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later

when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line

by road rager runner April 09, 2011

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 02, 2023