wobblez

A stupid loser.

He is such a wobblez.

by fartmaster911 July 4, 2023

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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.

Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!

by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023

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Webber

1. (negative) A person who enjoys hearing themselves talk and does not pick up on social cues when others are uninterested in what they're saying. (Like a spider spinning a web that you cannot escape.) Can also be used as a verb (Web, Webbing).

2. (Positive) A jovial nickname among friends who enjoy having long, deep conversations with eachother.

1. That guy at the show was such a Webber. I was trying to setup my gear and he would not stop webbing me about random topics. I had no clue what he was saying.
2. Whatsup Webber! It's been so long, how have you been? (Passes joint, 2hrs of webbing commences)

by Brody_Low August 24, 2023

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