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He is such a wobblez.
by fartmaster911 July 4, 2023
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Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 27, 2023
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Webber

1. (negative) A person who enjoys hearing themselves talk and does not pick up on social cues when others are uninterested in what they're saying. (Like a spider spinning a web that you cannot escape.) Can also be used as a verb (Web, Webbing).

2. (Positive) A jovial nickname among friends who enjoy having long, deep conversations with eachother.
1. That guy at the show was such a Webber. I was trying to setup my gear and he would not stop webbing me about random topics. I had no clue what he was saying.
2. Whatsup Webber! It's been so long, how have you been? (Passes joint, 2hrs of webbing commences)
by Brody_Low August 24, 2023
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Wobble-Head Penetration

someone who's head wobbles getting penetrated in a science class.
Mrs Orr is a wobblehead and gets penetrated by jonre. Wobble-head penetration
by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
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wobbleable

the walk home is wobbleable.
by wobbleable July 19, 2024
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wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.
Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"
by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024
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Webber

Often used as a racial slur for giant spider people, which if you knew we’re secretly intergraded into society in 1986.
Terry: Yo stop ruining our spot you Webber!

Giant Spider Person: That’s Rude!

Terry was then eaten
by eerie5 September 8, 2023
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