Witful

Having your wits about you; aware and intelligent about one's surroundings.

"Rafael is a very witful person. He's like a cat!"

by iwantsushi36 May 28, 2024

Wit

An abbreviation for the term for "witerally me" when seeing something relatable

I am wit batman as i need to protect gotham

by witasquid September 12, 2023

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

shit witness

To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.

Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.

by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on

This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.

by Ethik one November 17, 2003

Jehovah Witness

A type of people refuse blood transfusions and die.

I will never get a blood transfusion ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION
A jehovah witness is a person that goes door to door to spread others to their cult.

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016