Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn

A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.

by The ideal God May 27, 2018

whole milk girl

A girl who is a little larger than the rest. One who regularly has a burger with cheese super sized, a large drink and would never miss a chance for dessert. she knows she is big and is happy with that, knows that some guys like a larger women.

bro have you seen Mikes new girlfriend? yep she is a whole milk girl.

by Tesla2016 March 17, 2019

Wholesome

Mister Rogers

You’ve never done anything wrong, you’re so wholesome.

by TayRaeSch July 5, 2020

Wholesome

The man on tik tok who has quit fizzy drinks, therefore striving towards a happier and healthier life. This man is the very definition of wholesome and deserves the world.

Rick: have you seen @rohitroygre on tik tok?
Jas: He is the very definition of wholesome

by Beggars July 7, 2020

whole lotta fun

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.

Him: what are u doing tonight?

Her: having a whole lotta fun:pp

by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020

whole lotta fun

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.

Him: what are u doing tonight?

Her: having a whole lotta fun:pp

by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020

Wholesome image

A clean, efficient image.

The bubbly girl was trying to keep the same wholesome image she had in high school and before high school. She would claim to not be so innocent at an oppurtune time to benefit from doing so, but otherwise most of the time she was a lot like a shade of white, everybody else was just a little bit dirtier than her and she hated being alone, so she tried to adjust her image to either blend with others at oppurtune times, or to be different at oppurtune times. She had been the goody two shoes of her family as a kid, and wanted to look/sound a little bit more dangerous to others after she turned 18, so she traded in her poodle tht went well with her personality for a pitbull that would make her look tougher/scarier to people she thought were now the innocent bystanders (since she was now the dirty one, and they were the clean, straight ones, in her mind).

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021