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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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A site where your only goal is to not find a definition thats actually a joke
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje April 2, 2022
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I ain't gonna tell you. If you're looking this up, you're bored as hell, and are probably procrastinating on something important. (Like I am right now.)
Why should I waste my time on Urban Dictionary when I should be working.
by askkkkkkk November 11, 2019
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Did you really just fucking look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?... Just... Get off this website
"Ima look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary "

"Shut yo dumb ass up and read a book"
by Playpossum June 25, 2020
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Reading Urban dictionary is like reading a LSD trip, every word you continue to read gets you more and more fucked up.
by xx.BrunetteChic.xx June 2, 2017
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Hell as a website. Literally 99 percent of the "definitions" are about sex, horny piss babies.
Person 1: 'i searched insert random word on urban dictionary and turns out it's actually a sex position'
Person 2: 'huh? I thought it was a insert what it actually is, but alright.'
by SouHiyoriSimp January 24, 2021
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Wow, Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary.

Your really that bored you decide to type the websites name in..
Not bad, kid.
¨ I have already read all of the Urban Dictionary definitions, I bet nobody has added the website na- OKAY HOW!?¨
by ..doge.. February 19, 2021
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