cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.

What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register

by kayomayo July 14, 2016

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Total turtle under the legs

Getting lucky in an extremely random way

That bump to first class was a total turtle under the legs.

by WlydeO January 15, 2020

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Talk Under Wet Concrete

Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.

Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea

That chick just wouldn't shut up.

yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete

by Davros01 July 04, 2010

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Duck Under Go Behind

A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.

She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!

by EdgeMyLiving April 02, 2018

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Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 31, 2008

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