Hobbema holy twist

Put on your catholic priest robe

Get a greasy squaw to give your cock a snake bite blow job
Blow your load on her face and steal her treaty check on the way out the door

I love going to the reserve to get a hobbema holy twist

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

raspberry twist

Having intercouse while blowing raspberries in each other's face.

"I'm gonna make him cum for sure if I preform the raspberry twist on him."

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Peach twist

Licking his ass while reaching around and jerking him off

It’d be great day for a peach twist!

by Family guy hank December 24, 2023

Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

Twisted Mexi

(verb and a noun) - what happens when The Sims modders and custom content game creators are more talented than EA's employees.

This content is so awesome it must be a Twisted Mexi

by aerialla November 30, 2021

Twisted joker

Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.

I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Twisted Sullivan

A mf that Receives the same workout advice for hours on end and then complains when jerking off jokes are made frequently

My boy was being a real twisted Sullivan last night in the xbox chat

by Lokismom March 26, 2022