An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
Get the elephant trunk mug.An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
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(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".
(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
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