"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."
by Audit Master December 19, 2008

by Me too September 17, 2007

by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Dialogue between 2 friends:
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
by Cut Master November 7, 2007

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

by Biffosscott November 17, 2015
