Tommy

He is super sexy and an around amazing person . Though sometimes snaps in anger but then regrets it. He’s weird but funny and an just has a super big d**k

Person 1:!Tommy is so weird

Person 2: Yeah but thats what makes him so funny

by SomeRandomPerson69 October 20, 2018

timmybus

A full blown retard, i'm not talking your average "The Holocaust Didn't Happen" retards, i'm talking about your whole nine yards, short bus riding, window licking, retarded ass motherfucker

Holy shit, you're a timmybus Aren't you?! you had one job dude, way to go

by absbrakes42 January 12, 2016

Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall

Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh

by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010

Tommy McAbee

A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.

"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."

Paulbot hillbilly Tommy McAbee

by HillbillyWNC March 27, 2013

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,

Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !

by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 3, 2015

Tommy Don Surgery

Surgical procedure done to restore major damage to the structure of the hand. Typically done when a persons' hand has been crushed beyond recognition. Tommy Don surgery is most likely done in emergency situations where the hand can no longer perform basic functions. i.e. open doors, wave, shake hands etc.

* Once a patient undergoes surgery, the hand is usually restored to 100% strength or more. Many times the patients' hand comes back stronger.

After he shook my hand; I needed to get Tommy Don surgery

by charliechap September 12, 2014