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The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"
by JamesPage September 2, 2025
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The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.
Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"
by Hym Iam October 5, 2025
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