Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

You label them terrorists first

Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....

Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Giving them the Denham

The act of bending someone over and fingering their ass and jacking them off.

Guy one: Duuuude did you hear what Adams doing to Steve and Charlie?
Guy two: What?
Guy one: Giving them the Denham
Guy two: nasty dude

by motorboathtehbitch November 24, 2016

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Make them eat befo they go schleep

When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe

Bro you better “make them eat befo they go schleep”

by neocortex February 22, 2022

pissing in them jeans

It’s basically asking a girl is she wet

Boy: A girl are you pissing in them jeans
Girl: I don’t know what that means
Boy: yeah you pissing

by Tip60 December 10, 2017

Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome

Disorder in which you are physically above elliot in any and every situation no matter the reason or cause

Gabe- "i love you"
Elliot- "I love you more"
Gabe- "no you don't because I have 'Elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome'"

by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024