sonic 2ed

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.

You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"

Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"

by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

SUPER SONIC RACING!

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R

EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!

TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!

WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING

RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!

by Catjj November 27, 2022

SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

WHEN SONIC COSPLAYERS START GANGBANGING AT YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS

jim: BRO DID YOU SEE THE SONIC GANGBANG IN YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS
bob: YEAH

by I LOVE SONIC CD July 4, 2024

The Sonic Boom

When you lean in seductively as your about to orgasm and blow an airhorn into the lovers ear on the other side

I had to sleep on the couch last night since i hit the wife with "The Sonic Boom"

by AnacondaMMA June 8, 2023

Classic Sonic and Tails dancing

A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.

Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.

I sonic fisted that guy’s cat cuz it scratched me.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

Hyper Sonic

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!

Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023