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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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American Roulette

A game depicted by the act of one player cutting a whole through an apple and putting it over the shaft of their penis. The other player will be blindfolded and take a big bite out of the apple hoping not to damage the penis.
Hey (name), want to play American Roulette? My life is in need of some exhilaration!
by vaginal36 March 23, 2024
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Porn Roulette

When you’re in a chat group full of people in alternative lifestyles and they are constantly posting hot NSFW “view once” pornographic photos and videos, and you never know what you’re gonna get when you click
OMG, spending any time in this WhatsApp group is like playing porn roulette.
by Skippy Flipjack September 26, 2025
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rasta roulette

Where you spin a lazy susan of pipes around, and one has the strongest weed.
Ayy, 4/20 is coming up soon, we should play rasta roulette in your apartment
by EpicBird October 13, 2017
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Creamy roulette sauce

One of the best sauces to come to mankind. Consists of a creamy white sauce that can be either great or disgusting.
It’s the reason we call it creamy roulette.
This can be found at StarBread ( located near In N Out© in Tracy California )
We should go try some creamy roulette sauce!

Mmm this creamy roulette sauce is bussin
by Xorgie November 22, 2021
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Backshot Roulette

When you cream pie a girl and let luck decide if you're a father.
James: "I was playing Backshot Roulette last week and I think I lost."
Riss: "Damn dude, good luck."
by Loblollypine April 8, 2024
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American Roulette

1) n.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.

2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.
1)n.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.

2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.
by Buttchungus December 21, 2019
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