Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021