Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Fish Feeding

A sex Position where your Partner is submerged underwater, while you cum. Then your Partner has to try eat it like fish food.

My and My girlfriend tried Fish Feeding, She nearly Drowned

by The Milk Man™ April 26, 2020

Flux feeding

The act of eating while taking a dump, therefore generating a flow.

No mom im not jerking off, I'm just flux feeding

by Monkibisness May 27, 2020

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feeding a cow a hamburger raw

When a group of people (usually three) have a least two people of the same gender, have someone feed them each others sexual organ.
Like guy on guy bj and girl on girl cunnilingus

This is defined as feeding a cow it’s own kind

Girl: I was with these two guys last night and I was Feeding a cow a hamburger raw during sex

Girls friend: Wow, wish I could be fed too....wait what’s that mean
Girl: Having a guy on guy bj or girl on girl cunnilingus

by snubtuba September 28, 2020

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017