to feed the birds

An excuse or answer to ANYTHING, use this phrase when someone asks you a question you don't know how to answer, or use it if you are caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing.

man: why is there food all over the ground?
you: To feed the birds, why else?

by _IKnowWhatYouMeant_ January 1, 2017

ego feeding

Anything that’s raises your ego.

That song Off the Lot by Thouxanbanfauni is ego feeding.

by Sorainbowgoth December 21, 2021

Feeding her

Letting the leg kick and the hands chop

“Did you see Cameron at the rave?” , “No, but I heard he was ‘feeding her’ some” .

by Kenyourselfg March 15, 2023

Feeding the iguana

If you know you know.

Chaz- Jeff and I got stuck feeding the iguana
Randy- Bro that's nasty

by anonymous hater 2 November 28, 2024

feeding the pont

placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.

chantelle was feeding her pony when jack walked in, and was sick at the sight.

by howie December 1, 2003

feed the penguin

Verb, be fellated by a nun.

Last Sunday, I got to feed the penguin! Worth the ten hours of prayer the priest gave for it.

Nothing as kinky as feeding the penguin.

by DemonicPuffin August 25, 2021

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017