Shrek

Hot ass sexy. Green. Makes straight boys horny at times. Is an ogre.

Shrek is the best movie

by Shrek2fuckinsexy March 4, 2020

Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

shrek

when ur mate does a green shit

god dayum it smells of ass some1 has done a shrek

by agamaga July 12, 2022

Shrek

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Shrek my waifu <3

Person 1: Yoo did you watch Shrek 69, a cumming age?
Person 2: Yea I did, Shrek is my new waifu

by Zahori May 23, 2022

Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.

"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)

by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021