Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 8, 2021
Get the Flaming Jockeymug. One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
Get the granny jockeymug. 
by Shadygrady February 14, 2022
Get the Buffalo jockeymug. A phrase that got recently popularized due to Jack Black's line in the Minecraft Movie. Literally, it's a type of monster in the game Minecraft that consists of a baby zombie riding a chicken.
by RashHD April 22, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
Get the break-up jockeymug. When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021
Get the crooked jerky jockeymug.