Chicken Jockey

When you hear jack black say “chicken jockey” and you point a gun at the employees head to force them to get naked so you can “ride” them (if you know what I mean) and while your raping the employee you have a friend that we will nickname “the player” strip naked and thrust his pelvis while running at you to try and knock you off the employee so he can have a chance to get on them like the game king of the hill.

Jack Black: Chicken Jockey!!

You to the employee: bend over and take off yo shit before I Swiss cheese you nigga

Your friend: we playing chicken jockey?

by Westernbaconchee April 9, 2025

Chicken jockey

1. A mob in Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is extremely rare.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.

Jack Black: Chicken jockey!
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around

by not a normal man April 16, 2025

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Chicken jockey

Chicken jockey is a lady that likes to go around with a bunch of men or in short dirty hoe

Erin is being such a chicken jockey

by Daddy hay hay April 23, 2025

Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.

"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019