Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020

balloon knot

It's your anus

I tapped that ho right in her balloon knot

by Knotty pine July 28, 2016

Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon

Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?

by NotPyro October 27, 2016

Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.

He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020

Yellow Balloon

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

by Michael the nub June 14, 2018

Throwing darts on balloons

To throw a dart on a balloon is to dismantle something into more understandable fragments of the whole, or it is used as an expression to declare that someone or something is undertaking something else

The matrix throws darts on balloons such as identity and reality

The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject

by adis_lama December 17, 2019