U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

by Dirtymyrtlelandshark August 31, 2022

barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.

After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.

by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022

Brain tired

When you aren't physically tired, but you can't put much effort into what you're doing, like being emotionally tired but as soon as you change what you're doing to something you'd prefer to do then you'll have all your energy back

"You alright? You seem pretty tired."
"I'll be alright, I'm just brain tired"

by AndrosLesbian August 2, 2023

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.

“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”

by SDPseudoGirl June 25, 2020

360 Tire Spin

A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.

1: What's your favorite WCMX trick?
2:360 tire spin!

by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017