Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time.

-Hey, where is Daniel?
-He is missing again
-Again? I guess the tuesday effect strikes again!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

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Tuesday

Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best

"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"

by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021

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Gay Tuesday

On this day if you don't act gay then you are gay for real.

Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.

by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019

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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

by victoriabay April 18, 2023

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