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Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.
A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.
by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010
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Eyeball Handshake

Eyeball Handshake - A communication between two individuals where no words are exchanged but a mutual conversation is established using eye contact. This is achieved by movement of the eyeballs in a particular pattern, followed by a significant 'head nod' to symbolize the end of the conversation between one another.
Two guys passing each other in the mall, you don't exchange words but you share eye contact and a conversation in your head, you continue walking and leave it with a head nod. This is an Eyeball Handshake.
by Cartake December 13, 2010
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Woody Guthrie Handshake

A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."
I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.
by Hobo Clem July 28, 2017
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High School Handshake.

Another word for a hand job. Usually received in high school for the first time.
Person 1: I was hanging out with Jessica last night and she gave me the ole high school handshake.

Person 2: High school handshakes sound awesome!!!
by ATM300zx October 15, 2011
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Cool Guy Handshake

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.
Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*
by GirlsAreLessBeings March 23, 2008
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Puerto Rican Handshake

Lainey gave Mike a Puerto Rican Handshake because he called her old.
by Soonermike24 September 14, 2018
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Croatian Snowdog Handshake

Croatian Snowdog Handshake is an sexual act of fingering someone’s asshole while shaking theirs hand while their ass is covered in cocaine, and the shaker has to snort all the cocaine outta their ass, the person with cocaine on their ass has to be sucking off the person shaking them in the meantime.

This might be very hard pose to do, depends on both partners expirience with sexual activities such as both CBT and Cleveland Snowdog and Canadian Parking Meter (CPM). The area shaker has to finger is in particiluar, fingering their anal while shaking them and snorting cocaine off their buttcheeks.

Meanwhile person whos ass is being fingered, must be sucking off fingeres cock, this works best with 1 male 1 female, male being sucked, while female being fingered.
Mickey : "Did that Ela from Rainbow six siege , expirience the pleaseure you know?!"

Ivo:”It’s ok. She got her chance to expirience Croatian Snowdog handshake.”

Mickey : "How did it end? Where did the turd end?"

Ivo: "don't know, at some point i didnt feel my sausage and it was covered in cocaine flauvored cum"
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