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90 grandma

90 grandmas in a hotel bathroom
by Yes03 November 27, 2022
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Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022
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Fruity Grandma

Fruity Grandma is a person who can be old or young;known as hip and trendy and wears Grandma outfits and may act fruity.
Person 1: wow you are such a fruity Grandma!

Person 2: I-
by Ywas4637 September 21, 2022
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Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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Grandma

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.
by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022
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Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.
After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.
by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022
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