rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.

Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!

by Edwardioo June 28, 2016

clit rip

When you get a clit piercing and while your dog is eating you out, they rip it out with their teeth.

BRUH LAST NIGHT MY DOG DID THE CLIT RIP ON MY AND OML IT HURT LIKE A REDNECK STICK ON A BUTTCHEEK.

by Deenthepeen May 5, 2018

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017

Rip a Stank

When you blast ass. Your butt cheeks might hurt after you rip a Stank

Joe- Hey Greg i heard John blast ass in the other room.
Greg-Yeah i heard that fart too.
John-Hey guy what are you talking about?
Joe-We were just talking about hearing you rip a stank

by Fat stank April 21, 2020

rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis

Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.

by Jimmy Joyce November 21, 2017

Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide

Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui

by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023