rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

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Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.

Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!

by Edwardioo June 28, 2016

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Rip and Dip

Rip and Dip means to rip a fat fart and dip the fuck outta there.

Brain- Yo, this isle smells rank as shit
Kyle- Yeah, someone probably Ripped and Dipped
Brian- Ahh a classic Rip and Dip

by The OG rip n dipper March 17, 2019

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Rip the Beef

ripping the beef ripped the beef

A loud, violent fart.

Damn, did you hear John rip the beef?

by Fickle9 May 03, 2018

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Rip a spinnaker

To become heavily intoxicated to the point that one’s fly remains down (or in extreme cases, complete removal of outer layer below the waist) for the remainder of the bender, possibly to the extent that the genitals are exposed.

Raffy: Did you hear about Manny? Linda’s left him again. I think he’s pretty keen to rip a spinnaker tonight.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.

by mannymanilowe July 19, 2021

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