Filthy Stephen

When a man/woman is below the age of 25 and is introduced to a man in his late 40's who owns a Land Rover. The late 40's year old then places the 25 or below year old into the back of his Landy, where they are then kept from daylight permanently.

"How old are you?"
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."

by JeanClaude24 January 31, 2024

Do my makeup Stephen

When Marleigh is going blind Stephen does her makeup, mostly on her titties.

“Do my makeup Stephen”
- “take off your shirt Marleigh”

by Murph_46 September 14, 2018

Dirty Stephen

Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.

Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.

by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024

stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

Stephen Amell

the best human ever created

Marcel is Stephen Amell's wife

by marcel amell January 13, 2021

Stephen

A babbling asshole who doesnt know when to shut the fuck up.Will routinley piss you off by trying to sweet talk you and act condescending to get what he wants.Makes a lot of promises and doesnt follow through with them.Likes to choke on fat dicks as he gets his anus plungered by his co worker while pretending to do work with doors closed.Is basically a call boy and fucks on demand.

Stephen is a cock sucking mf.

by Tattykumquate February 26, 2020

Steaming Stephen

A type of event that includes one taking a hit off a vape at the same time as taking a shit

Bro, I was just on the shitter and was fiending so I hit a Steaming Stephen!

by alankasprzyk23 April 7, 2024