flying squirrels

The loose skin of the upper arms which movement becomes apparent in certain high-wind conditions.

"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."

by Audit Master December 19, 2008

Curb Squirrels

nigga's that ain't sitting on the porch

Damn man you almost hit them curb squirrels with your car!

by Me too September 17, 2007

squirrel cheeks

When it appears that you have nuts in both sides of your cheeks.

Look mom, Kasey has squirrel cheeks.

by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Blind Squirrel

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.

Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.

by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

b squirrel

a wang tang jang sang bang

the boi is a b squirrel

by Emma mapother January 18, 2018

squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017