snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015

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Snow Blowner

What some may achieve while using a snow blower

Mark pounded his chest with savage anticipation while his steeling gaze studied the urban snowscape that stood against him.
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner

by Wilwarin@66 February 15, 2021

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California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

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Snow Slut

Person so eager to ski that he or she will hit the slopes no matter the conditions.

Snow Slut Dave says "I'd ski on frosty mud."

by freewill December 7, 2011

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Snow Ghetto

When you are completely unprepared for any winter weather storm. No 4 wheel drive, no all wheel drive, no ice scraper, no snow jacket, no snow boots!

Yo dog, I feel bad for Brian. He’s out there in his timbos and T-shirt cleaning off his 2 wheel drive civic with a broom. It’s a foot of snow out there He’s snow ghetto!

by E-wheezy-F-Baby January 4, 2018

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