The Barrack Obama Slide

The Barrack Obama slide is when you take both hands and shove them in to your partner's anus. After ripping the anus you stick your face in their ass sucking up all of the blood and shit. After filling your mouth up with blood, shit, and saliva you make out with your partner. After both of your faces are covered in blood, shit, and saliva you then drink 3 cups of laxitive and have your parther shit on your face with their ripped open anus.

Hey want to do the Barrack Obama Slide?
Only if it's a dance move.

by niggerlover69 March 6, 2011

kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

Mountain-Slide Delight

The act of eating your fat girlfriend's puke as it slides down her humongous stomach and into your mouth, waiting at the belly button.

Jill had a fun time giving her boyfriend a slippery Mountain-Slide Delight.

by 8_Ball October 22, 2010

Black Guy Slide

When during a funky disco song, or any song for that matter, the bassist makes a really provocotive sliding noise.

Doot Da Doot Doot Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew (Black Guy Slide).

by Teddy Cheeka December 1, 2006

Mississippi Mud Slide

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.

When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.

by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012