simon

un puto duende

bro, zumito de leche (simon)

by nomonomo August 7, 2022

Simon

The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"

Look at that Simon out in the field eating grass

by JasminePersia December 12, 2022

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

Simon

A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household

Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!

by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019

simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight

Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool

by Buddybeth January 17, 2017

Simon

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.

Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello

by Dimoo February 19, 2022