This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.
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