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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”
Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.
by vacqe September 26, 2025
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shittering

when your organs are shivering and jittering at the same time
My organs are shittering right now!
by KronaSkye February 22, 2022
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Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.
John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked
by Karakondzula November 5, 2024
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shitter

Someone who is a hindrance to a team effort, usually being the sole, or a big reason for the loss, or poorly executed plan.

particular used in video game slang.
Man, our rankers had the upper hand, but this shitter "Vipercommand" couldnt lead at all, and was a horrible moderator, that shitter is why the event was so bad.
by whurvs February 6, 2024
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Ball Shitter

"Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"
by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023
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Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
by Nolspe November 7, 2022
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